Warhammer (A self contained diversionary topic set in the near future until we get our kilo back)

The marine reached the enemy psykers and violently impaled each one ass to mouth with their own staves

The ork begins gathering up some of the corpses and some scrap metal , he seems to be forging a makeshift weapon *clang clang clang!* I wonder where he got those building supplies from.

Gallus sees a cultist climbing onto the roof with Ysil and aiming at her back, he head shoted said cultist before they could fire

Ysil doesn't even blink and gives him a little nod.

Onseth keeps firing, thanks to the ability to see visions of the future he has been successful at avoiding dying and getting hurt...

After a few more minutes of tinkering and clanking the ork turns bac to the battlefield a ridiculous looking quad launcher in his hands and a stupid grin on his face "Watch this Space Marine!" He yells as he fires it , blowing himself back with the force as it sends four rockets flying out , reducing a charge of two dozen daemons to gore and bone.

The space marine totally missed it as he was busy personally eliminating the champion leading them and the rest of the forces of chaos. He looked up at what had happened not five seconds after the smoke had cleared.

The Ork growls and jumps into the air , firing one of his rockets under him to send him flying down at said forces of chaos , melta in hand as he roars with outrage "Damn Spehss Marine!"

And sadly the last of them had already been finished off by said Spess marine as mentioned in the last post, so basically he just looked like a massive spaz

Ragnaz hadn't noticed that when he was busy blasting himself into the air , he still hasn't fallen down and it's been like two minutes.

Onseth was still hiding behind some cover, the remnants of a barn wall to be exact. He was holding the pistol tightly as he was shocked by this.

Ragnaz lands right next to the marine onto a heap of bodies "Mork Dammit!"

The marine left the field "That was some good shooting" he said to the eldar, "same to your boyfriend" he said nodding at gallus.

Said gallus grinned immaturely

The Ork growls under his breath and chases after him "MAN FILTH!!!" He roars as he charges the marine.

Said spess marine blasted the charging ork with warp lighting, a blade in his other hand was ready if that didn't put him on the ground

The Ork charges through it and stops just short of the space marine "How did you not notice that?!" He asks enraged by the Marine's obliviousness.

"I was busy engaging and slaughtering their elite forces and champion" The marine said cassually

Primus was soon taking his laspistol back from the kid "Not bad kid, you survived"

"I blew up like *counts on his fingers* A bunch o' da bloody gits!" He replies the veins on his neck bulging as he stares down the marine .

"Well that's nice" Said the unimpressed marine "Gold star"

The ork dies of a double heart attack .

Onseth just stares at Primus in shock, why was he forced into this? "W-what now...? My home is destroyed..." Onseth says as he felt sad about that now.

"hmmm" the marine revives him with some lightning to the chest, he then headed for a psychic presence he sensed nearby

"Ever noticed how ussually only like one conversation can occur at a time in our squad?" Gallus asked the eldar

"Want to be a pirate?" Primus asked the kid

The Eldar nods "It is strange yes"

The Ork jolts back tot life with a start .

Onseth looked at Primus, he then spoke. "A... Pirate...? What do you guys even do? Who are you?" He asked, they did destroy these... Monsters after all...

"Sooooo.... want to loot the houses for cooking supplies so I can cook more?" Gallus suggested to her

Primus explained to the kid "Well we're pirates, we extort and rob people, but us extorting your people is better than Chaos doing so"

The Spess marine in black power armor stopped in front of the psyker boy and the looming figure in armor the likes of which he had not seen before looked down at him. ""Do you wish to no how to harness your powers young one?" he asked bluntly