Knock Knock

He put a pillow over his face. "Better"

Candy sighs adorably "But now how am I gonna kiss you?"

He planted a kiss in the middle of his chest. "What's important is I can still kiss you."

"But I can't see you" He replies in the cutest voice he can muster .

He sighed and lifted the pillow.

And is abruptly punched in the dick.

He made a sound like air escaping from a balloon and curled around his crotch. "Why would you do that" He managed

"Because it's funny" He replies with an evil laugh .

"This isnt funny,"  He replied.

"It really is dude" He replies still cackling wickedly as he gets off the bed and begins doing some stretches to loosen up.

"What are you doing?" He asked, still curled around his balls.

Candy shrugs "Loosening up a little" He replies as he lowers into a full split and begins reaching for his toes on his left foot.

"... Jesus christ."

"Oh you were talking about that Jesus?" He replies with a chuckle as he manages to do so with a bit of strain.

"How flexible are you?" He asked, watchign him go

"You'll find out soon" He replies in the flirtiest way possible.

"Hot" He said.

"I know" He replies as he bends over backwards and goes into a handstand .

"Candy... you're killing me here."

Then he walks over in the handstand and flips over to straddle Demetri "I know"

Demetri wasted no time in taking his lips, as his arms encircled his waist.

This is like , the best day .

D agrees.

Candy moans a little as with a final jerk of his hips he finishes Demetri off "Mmnn , hey D...do you have like, an enema or something ?" He asks bluntly into the vampires neck as he lifts himself off of Demetri's cock but doesn't remove himself from him entirely , half drunk off of the dopamine and euphoria alone.

It's unfortunate that D has died from the pleasure overdose.