Knock Knock

Midnight

Demetri hears a strange knocking sound coming from his window .

Irritated and shirtless, he set his book of Pride and Prejudice aside and investigated what the hell was making that noise.

He sees a familiar hummingbird sized adorable fairy standing on his window sill tapping his foot impatiently as he waits.

Demetri folded his arms, arching one brow, the epitome of sass. "I was reading."

"And I was waiting , now we're both done with each perrito " He replies with an equally sassy smirk ,hands on his hips.

He rolled his eyes, a smile blooming and he opened the window. "You're bloody adorable."

Candy is staring at his abs right now "Yes yes I know" He replies absently.

"Excuse me, my eyes are up here."

"Oh I know , just staring at something about as beautiful" He replies with a flirty grin as he floats up and kisses D on the nose.

"What are you even doing here?" He asked, lightly blowing him away just for the craic.

Candy flips backwards "Son of a bitch! " He exclaims as he's thrown through the air , an angry blush forming . "I was here because I wanted to take you horse riding" He explains.

"Candy... are you aware what time it is?" Demetri asked, not actually sure if Candy did.

"I live on Midwestern Candy time so....so no"

"Well, when you see that big orb in the sky, surrounded by all those twinkling stars, you know it's time for bedy byes," He said, talking as if he were speaking to a slow child.

Candy farts right under the bastard's nose.

Demetri took a step back, wafting the smell and the source away. "Jesus you're gross."

"Hey don't bring my cousin into this!" He replies with a bonk to D's nose "Anyhow , we should get going before your family members begin to wonder who you're talking to"

"Is your cousin Jesus or gross?" He asked. "Also we have thick walls and there's a bathroom between me and the first family member, they hear nothing."

"....How thick?" He replies with the flirtiest of eyebrow waggles , big goofy grin on his face.

"Size up and we'll test it," He replied, smirking.

Candy tackles him .

(fairy sized or?)

(no goofus)

(that would have been adorable)

They both tumbled onto his bed, and Demetri rolled them until he was on top.

(Fuck)

Candy breaks out into nervous giggles.