Hidly ho neighborino

When Lori returned home from one of her figts her shitty apartment was absolutely trashed, her stuff had been thrown around, and someone was noisilly rumaging around in her bedroom. That someone happened to be a rival fighter a big guy, 7 ft tall and built like a tank who was certain she was cheating in the ring somehow, there was no way someone of her sie could beat him in the ring, he was intending to take last night's prize money which to his mind was rightfully his.

Once she reached her apartment, she paused, several colourful curses ready to pounce from her mouth at the state of her apartment. As if it could get any worse. What stopped her was the quick realisation that the cunt muffin had not yet finished with her home just yet, and she crept inside careful not to disturb the objects on the floor. The floorboards were squeaky as all hell, but she was careful to step near the furniture when she could where the floor had settled more. "If you're looking for my collection of high tech sex toys, it's over there," She said from behind him, jerking her thumb towards the other side of the room.

"I know you've been cheating somehow you bitch, if you don't give me my money I will find out how" Raymond turned around to glare at her

"Huh, I wasn't aware it was your money," She replied, sprawling casually on her little excuse for a bed.

"There's no way you beat me in the ring fairly, those punches were not human"  Raymond crossed his arms

"Have you considered I'm just a superior fighter to you?" She asked, resting her head on her knee.

"That's bull and you know it, until a few months ago, you were getting passed around like the pretiest man in the prison" Raymond pointed out "You found some supernatural way of getting better, what is it potions?" He demanded to know, Ray wasn't a malicious or vindictive guy, but he was a bit of a hot head, he'd cool off eventually and be very embarrased about this.

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"Oh, shit," She cried dramatically, collapsing full onto the bed. "You've got me! My secret is revealed!" One arm was thrown over her face. "Whatever will I do?"

Raymond grumbled and pleaded "Come on man i've got to make rent, I need that that money. Don't act so high and mighty help me out here."

"In case you haven't noticed," She replied more seriously, sitting up. "I need it as well."

"How in the world do you live in a place like this? You win all the fights." He had to ask looking around at the immeasurable shittyness and taking it in. "Alright fine whatever the reason, you clearly need it more than me, but watch your back; I'm not the only person upset and suspiscious"

She merely shrugged. "I can take care of them. Now get the hell out of my apartment."

"Alright alright...." As he turned to leave she would see he had indeed found the prize money... it was in his back pocket

"Bitch, give me my money," She replied, up in a flash.

He shot her a grin and took off running for the door, he felt bad but he did need that money

He did not get very far before a strong grip latched onto the back of his shirt and pulled him back.

The seven ft tall muscle man tried to pry off her grip "You see this crap here is how I know this ain't natural"

Lori had little patience tonight to deal with this, and he was swiftly punched through the wall into her neighbour's room.

"Hey neighbor" Ezrune the mutant with the shark's smile who had been on the couch listening to it all for entertainment waved

"Ok ok here's the money!" Ray said coughing from having the air knicked out of him and offering her the money "Jeez you really play hard ball you know that?"

She took it, pocketing the cash before holding out her hand again. "All of it. Oh, hey Ezzie."

"Pretty please..." He began before spotting Ezrune and shouting in Surprise "WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHARK JESUS IS THAT!?"

Ezrune waved "Hey ray good to meet you"  he was used to shocked outbursts followed by staring

While he was distracted by Ezrune's less than pleasant features, she plucked the rest of the money from his pocket.

"Aw have a heart" Raymond said looking back at her

"If I gave money to every pathetic beggar I met I'd soon be one of them," She replied.

"I'll put your place back together" he offered