Impromptu friendship

"Terribly sorry for talking to your friend here, I'll never let it happen again," She said bluntly. "Unfortunately this sub human garbage indeed has nothing to spare."

Toshiro took a deep breath "Well thank you I appreciate that" he said calming down "It's not about talking to my friend it's about ignoring me while you do that, or are you unable to carry on two conversations at once?" he was not being a smartass, he was legitimately curious if yogore  had the mental functions to do so

"If you're just going to be an arse you can just leave."

"It's a lgitimate question" Toshiro said crossing his arms

"What are you talking about?" Take asks with a raised brow "How wouldn't she?"

"Well... she's a yogore..." Toshiro pointed out

"..A yogore, is this some high Nihonese term? I don't know what you're talking about"

"A lesser human, barely human" the tentai explained "They say they are more closely related to dogs, but that sounds... far fetched" Toshiro could never resist a pun, and  he was back to his pretty cheerful self

"woof"

"..Well she can talk , also whats so wrong with dogs anyway?" He replies with a raised brow , looking skeptical.

"I look and talk like you, but obviously that makes me a dog," she replied, amused.

"Well you look a bit like a mix" The tentai gave his opinion, they looked mangy onlike the gentle beauty his kind possesed

"Thanks mate"

"Don't mine him he's the worst" Take suggests.

"You're welcome" Toshi replied

"So... this was nice, thanks for saving my ass and all that," She said. "But i should probably be going now..."

"You won't survive , they'll hunt you down , we on the other hand could keep you alive" Take replies firmly.

"I'm still not 100% on why"

"Because he's trying to woo you" Toshiro said

"I am trying to do that I won't lie" He admits with a nod.

She pat him on the shoulder. "You'd have better luck wooing an oni"

"Done it before" He replies with the most serious expression in the world.

"You, sir, are my hero"

"It was rather strange I'll admit...but an exciting kind of weird" He explains and then goes on for a bit to describe the intricacies of human and oni intercourse with an entirely straight face " Always go for the water spirits , unless it seems like they're just trying to drag you to the depths, if you can't find a water spirit go for a kitsune , since they're a race of tempters they've some of the best tits you will ever see...ever"

"Shit i want to see kitsune tits now," She said.