God I hate you

"Surprisingly?" He replies as he dances erratically around the living room.

"Well yeah," He saI'd. "I've never heard you sing."

"Oh right yeah , almost forgot we've been trying to kill each other for three years" He replies with a laugh ,humming the beat of the song under his breath.

"The good old days," He joked, yet his voice did not contain the lighthearted tone one might expect from a joke.

Just then Candy's voice is drowned out by a bunch of others all yelling the chorus to the song ,as Candy attempts to yell through the futilely.

Demetri's ears then bleed and he has lost his hearing forever.

Eventually Candy managed to escape and hide in his room "Hey D, you still alive or did your ear drums explode?"

"I can't hear you, i think my ear drums exploded!" He said too loudly.

"Vete a la verga culero!" Candy yells out of the door at his laughing siblings "D you kidding or are you like actually fucked up?" He asks , worried.

"I'm kidding," He said. "Your worried voice is cute though."

"....Jode tu madre ayer noche" He replies angrily.

"I don't speak Spanish," He said as if that wasn't obvious enough.

"Beso mi culo , puto" He replies coldly.

"Deine Mutter ist sehr gross," He responded.

"Por cierto me enchanta tu culo " He replies , because why not say that? Not like D knows what it means.

"Ich liebe deine Augen," He responded.

"En serio es asombroso" He replies , still in an angry insulting tone.

"Und sie leuchten sie auf, wenn du lächelst," He said calmly.

"Are we both flirting right now?" He asks with a grin.

"I thought yours were insults," He replied, genuinely surprised.

"I uh...I said I'm in love with your ass" He replies quietly , face aflame.

"... I was talking about your eyes..."

The Candy blush meter has exploded at this point "I'm awful"

Just then Demetri burst out lAuchinleck.

Candy considers hanging up , to hide from the shame .