God I hate you

"One can't be hot and cute," He mumbed.

"Well you exist" Candy replies , and Demetri can almost hear his eyebrows waggling.

"I.." He ran out of things to say at that point.

"So I win right?"

"... shut up."

"A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina)
Como le encanta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina)
A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina)
Como le encanta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina)" Candy continues singing energetically a grin on his face.

Demetri sighed and lay back on the bed, holding the phone away from his ear again.

"Ella prende las turbinas, 
No discrimina, 
No se pierde ni un party de marquesina, 
Se acicala hasta pa la esquina, 
Luce tan bien q hasta la sombra le combina, 
Asesina, me domina, 
Anda en carro, motoras y limosinas, 
Llena su tanque de adrenalina, 
Cuando escucha el reggaeton en la cocina. " He continues rapidy along with the song ,eventually though he says "I would really like to go somewhere though"

Demetri nearly missed the last sentencentury,  so caught up in the music. "Oh, uh..." He said when he finally caught up. "Um..."

"Because you know I like you and stuff , plus I'm about done cooking and all" He explains.

"I'm surprised you were able to cook anything with all that signing."

"I'm a rennasantsz man" He replies , just butchering the pronunciation .

"A what?" He asked, not understanding at all.

"Uh a renaissance man?" He replies , this time managing to get it, flush covering his cheeks in embarrassment.

"Oh," He responded, laughing at his previous pronunciation.

"Shut up!" He replies , getting more embarrassed.

Now it was Demetri's turn to picture Candy's blush. "I'm not the one who's adorable, twinkle toes."

"We're both adorable twilight , no getting around it" He replies as he turns on the next station on the radio "Oh shit this is ma song!"

"I'm the hot one, you're the adorable one who drools after me," He replied.

"D...I saw you staring at me..at the pool" He replies with just the smuggest grin.

He cleared his throat bit. "I wasn't doing it that much."

"I don't really care if you cry
On the real, you shoulda never liiiieeeeed!
Shoulda saw the way she looked me in my eye
She said: "Baby, I am not afraid to die."
Push me to the edge!
All my friends are dead!
Push me to the edge!
All my friends are dead!
Push me to the edge!
All my friends are dead!
Push me to the edge!"

"I kind of want to keep my hearing," Demetri said.

Candy quiets down a bit "Phantom that's all red, inside all white
Like somethin' you ride a sled down, I just want that head
My Brittany got mad, I'm barely her man now
Everybody got the same swag now
Watch the way that I tear it down
Stackin' my bands all the way to the top
All the way 'til my bands fallin' over
Every time that you leave your spot
Your girlfriend call me like, "Come on over!"
I like the way that she treat me
Gon' leave you, won't leave me, I call it that Casanova
She say I'm insane, yeah!
I might blow my brain out
Xanny, help the pain, yeah!
Please, Xanny, make it go away
I'm committed, not addicted, but it keep control of me
All the pain, now I can't feel it
I swear that it's slowin' me, yeah!" He continues singing ,slurring over words at rapid pace, creating a strange yet mesmerizing flow.

"You know you're a surprisingly good singer."