Warhammer (A self contained diversionary topic set in the near future until we get our kilo back)

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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:21 pm


"Oh , you would think they would be murdered as soon as they step onto the battlefield" She replies.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:29 pm

"You'd think so, the catachans do it that way" He said casually "You know i'd have stayed in culinary school if it wasn't for the laser guns." he said as he inspected his Lasgun
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:30 pm


"Those flashlights you humans carry?" She replies.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:33 pm

"One of those flashlights can rake off a marine's head if you aim right through the weaker armor in the neck." He pointed out
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:35 pm


"And statistically how often does that happen?" She asks.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:37 pm

"Whenever I take a shot" He said joking boastfully, he aimed his rifle at the sky and feigning firing a couple times
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:43 pm


"And yet somehow you still managed to miss" She quips .

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:47 pm

"Oh you know that ain't true" He said with a grin, he was actually a really good shot for a human
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Post by Flesh hunter on Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:58 pm

"Not as good as me" Hadrian points out "I didn't become the sniper of the squad by lottery"
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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:05 pm

"Give me iron sights any day" Gallus said, he disliked optics as they took away from the versatility of his weapon
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 4:18 pm


Ysil just chuckles at that.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:14 pm

"Girl's contain your mammaries you're both pretty" Primus said as gallus chuckled pulling a six pack of beer out from under the seat "So while we're just sitting here on this long drive whose thirsty?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 01, 2017 11:03 am


"I would like a drink ...oh wait I'm driving " Marius says

The Ork laughs "Gimme one! sometin ta skoosh would be right nice out 'ere!"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 01, 2017 11:14 am

He tosses a bottle to the ork and takes out one for himself "Want one Ysil? What's the fun in being a pirate if you're always sober?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 01, 2017 11:16 am


"Stabbing people and taking their belongings " She replies flatly.

The ork laughs with joy as he gulps down his beer.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 01, 2017 11:30 am

"I just like the freedom personally." Gallus said cracking open a beer "And the laser guns" He added
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 01, 2017 11:35 am


"Not the taking of belongings?" Ysil asks as she takes a beer.

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Post by Flesh hunter on Mon May 01, 2017 11:46 am

Hadrian reaches his hand over for a beer"I will take one"
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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 01, 2017 11:48 am

Gallus tossed him one "I mean yeah i'll loot cultists orks and guardsmen but not like helpless villagers, like the kid who offered you a cookie, you don't stab him and take the rest of his cookies "
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 01, 2017 11:52 am


"Wait you don't?" She replies as she munches on a cookie.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 01, 2017 11:53 am

"I do not" Gallus said to Ysil with a shrug ".... did you stab the kid who kept giving us cookies?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 01, 2017 11:54 am


"Nooooooo" She replies with nervous look.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 01, 2017 11:55 am

Primus raised a skeptical eyebrow
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Post by Flesh hunter on Mon May 01, 2017 12:04 pm

"We cannot get more stuff from the dead" Hadrian points out
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 01, 2017 12:24 pm


" I didn't" She replies as she eats more cookies , the package having a faded bloodstain on it.

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