Warhammer (A self contained diversionary topic set in the near future until we get our kilo back)

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:07 am

It had been nearly a month since the pirate forces had launched their little conquest/liberation to secure food and raw materials from the backwater planet. The crew of the warp cutter was one of many, but they were mainly experienced soldiers from the imperial guard so they certainly stood out, in terms of discipline, equipment, skill, and compassion for the locals (Compassion being defined as not raping their women and such like some other crews) next to other rag tag crews. Having taken several villages they had come into conflict with bands of orks and cultists and had sustained only very light losses, but to continue this trend they needed recon units monitoring the enemy, as a temporary assignment the thirty second squad was one of the teams sent to survey and report on the battles between orks and cultists to the south, For this mission they were given a chimera and a pair of Tauros venerators.

"So you up for a vacation then?" gallus asked the others as he packed the chimera up with supplies "I hear it gets tropical down south"
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:13 am


Ysil nods "I would be nice to feel a bit of sun for once " She replies .

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:19 am

"Marius can you operate a command vox caster?" Primus asked their engineer

"Not enough sun in the empty void of space for your taste?" Gallus asked with a chuckle
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:33 am


"I feel like that's basically a rhetorical question" She replies.

Marius nods "Yes sir I can, nd gladly would to get away from that metal tentacle she-devil"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:37 am

Alicia Heard that

"Alrighty then get in, we're on a recon mission behind enemy lines." Primus informed him, he joked "Be sure to use gallus as a meat shield if things go south"

"Hey" gallus protested with a chuckle

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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:42 am


"What that's what that was , try to actually say something worthy of a real response next time" She replies frankly "And yes leader human I will be sure to use such tactics if necessary"

Marius just gives her a seething glare.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:51 am

"No hey to him" Gallus pointed at primus smirking, though he was aware he was by far the most expendable member of the group he tended to always be, maybe joining the guard way back when had been a mistake.... but at least he got a cool laser gun.

"Alright everyone load up" Primus ordered "Marius you drive, ork you're on the gun if something come up"
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:06 am


The ork cheers raucously and gets on the gun.

Marius hops on into the vehicle and starts it up "Alright kiddies keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:10 am

"So when did you decide the pirate life was for you?" Gallus asked The Eldar as he had a seat across from her in the chimera, primus has a seat near the driver
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:12 am


"Hmmn" She replies "I believe by your human standing , two months ago"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:14 am

"Oh what triggered this revelation?" He wondered "Get bored of doing.... whatever eldar typically do?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:17 am


"Just about yes" she replies calmly , staying vigilant.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:18 am

"What did you do in the eldar?" He seemed pretty relaxed since they were in an armored transport
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:40 am


"I made cupcakes and learned how to curtsey" She replies pointing at the ring of elder skulls attached to her belt .

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:48 am

"I was just thinking about how passive and lady like you always seemed." He joked examining the skulls
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:53 am


One has a large blade sized cavity in it's eye , the other has a massive crack in the dome , and the last s missing it's entire lower jaw.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:54 am

"I take it this was personal" He conclueded
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:00 am


The elder nods with a frown.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:05 am

"So i'm guessing you had some sort of beef with some of your own people, which is fairly rare I imagine...." Gallus thought for a moment "Where they pirates who wronged you in some way? killed someone close to you?" he took a wild educated guess
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Post by Flesh hunter on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:11 pm

Hadrian looks to Primus"Sir when can I file for my vacation?" he says jokingly
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:16 pm


"They left me stranded on a Death World with my...partner, she died during our stay" She replies quietly.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:01 pm

"Don't worry private We've won an all won an all expenses payed trip to the wartorn jungles of this world today" Primus assured him

"They sound like assholes" He Gallus said as he inspected his weapon "Good on you for hunting them down, my girlfriend was killed by our commissar to motivate our troops, shot that fucker in the back is what i did"
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Post by Flesh hunter on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:10 pm

Hadrian says worriedly"I don't think that counts as a vacation...Will this take up my vacation days?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:10 pm


"I would assume that is a very common occurrence?" She replies.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:18 pm

"Not as common as it should be" Gallus said casually. "Near everyone is scared to death of them"

"Nonsense, plenty of sun, a free suite." he motioned to the Chimera "and the best food the guard can offer" He motioned to some MREs
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