Weed be good together

Nari hated every single day she was weedless. She spent most of her nights extremely agitated as she could not sleep but needed to do something. There was a secret stash under one of her floorboards that tempted her every day, and she spent a lot of time pacing past it. She knew it would be better to leave it, as there isn't much there since a certain someone FUCKING DESTROYED THE REST OF IT. And she isn't planning on going through the withdrawal symptoms a second time. But god she wanted it.

She hears a knock on her door as she paces.

She opened it, looking like death itself.

 "Oooh you look awful bruh! Oh my god you smell like onions and hot dog water! Take a shower !" Taylore exclaims as he covers his nose and backs away "I came over here to apologize but you're gonna have to wash yo ass before I can say sorry fuck that"

She glared at him.

 "Take a fucking shower you stinky ratch!" He repeats and walks off.

She murmured some curses, slamming the door. She supposed she does smell a little. But who cares? Well, Tay does obviously. After a moment of debating mentally whether or not to, she finally gave in and grabbed a shower.

"Good , now I can actually apologize" Tay comments , sitting in a chair in the living room as she walks out "I umm...I'm sorry for locking you in that room a few days ago, we shouldn't have violated your free will like that , even if I was just trying to help you get over your self destructive-ass tendencies , because I like you, so uh..yeah , I'm sorry"

"We've known each other like a week and a half and in that time most of what we have done is argue. And you're telling me you like me?"

 "I like arguing" He replies with a shit-eating grin.

"I don't like all this emotion crap," She said, motioning about her head. "Or dreaming. I haven't dreamt in years. I don't like it."

 "You don't like being happy?" He replies with a snort .

"I am when high."

 "No ,you're chill when you're high , you probably don't even remember what happiness feels like" He replies flatly.

"Ehhh I haven't felt it yet since becoming sober," She said. "But withdrawal symptoms make you feel real sad so."

"Yes but on the bright side you don't look like you'd suck dick for a sandwich anymore...and believe me I know what that looks like ...I looked like that two weeks ago" He replies , in an attempt at a compliment.

"... thanks." She said. "But I wouldn't do it for a sandwich. For weed I'd consider it. But it's still very ew."

 "I couldn't suck dick for anything I'm sorry , if like..I had to suck dick to save my mom , momma I'm sorry but you got to go" He replies jokingly as he starts fixing himself a burger"You want anything to eat?'

"Your poor momma," She responded. "I'd maybe suck your dick for a burger. Maybe."

 "Like , my mom's what , 48? That's a good age to guy ,relative to most of history that's some good longevity right there" He continues with a laugh "You know I was just gonna give you the burger but now that I'm weighing my options" He quips.

"Still, hate to be your mother," She replied. "I think you should just give me it."

"Look I'm sorry but like..my mouth is a very important place , it's where my opinions and thoughts and all that flow out , and honestly it's a bit too close to my brain to be for anyone to be putting their dick in it" He explains with a smirk "Fine  you get this one for free" 

"I take it this will be the only time it's free then?" She asked.

 "we'll work out something later" He replies with a sly smirk as he opens the freezer to grab some fries "So , if we're gonna be living together I think we should get to know each other better right?"

"I just want you to know that I haven't had a friend in a while and I'm not exactly sure how they work," She said.