Don't be Koy with me

Lu takes one last chance to look at Koy's ass before teleporting him his clothes from earlier. He immediately regrets it but decides to move on "Okay,we're gonna get you some clothes and maybe get you a haircut ,ace?"

Koyu wasn't sure he liked this. "A haircut!? Clothes, maybe, but a haircut!? No frigging way!" He said in protest.

"Okay then no haircut fine" He replies nodding as he steers Koy over towards the designer tuxedo area.

Koyu just did what Cthulhu lead him into, he had his arms folded as he was not sure of this but at least he avoided the haircut.

Lu leads him to his size and towards several snappy but expensive black tuxedos "You'd look handsome in one " He comments pointing to one with a dark blue dress shirt and black tie.

Koyu shook his head, he was not one for such fancy outfits. "What on earth are we doing...? If getting me to dress in monkey suit was your big surprise I am not amused one bit!" He pointed out, since Koyu didn't like such outfits.

"It's not , it's just I'm dressing up , and we're going to a nice place so I thought you should look nice for the occasion " He replies defensively "One doesn't go to the white house in a hoodie and a pair of converses "

Koyu stares at Cthulhu not quite convinced. "White House? Is this some form of joke? I thought you were an outlaw..." He said, there was no way they were going to the White House.

"It was a bad figure of speech, course we're not going to the white House..Obama doesn't like me very much" He replies frankly .

Koyu rolls his eyes, he then speaks. "Right... But where are we going to exactly then? That I would need to dress up like a Jester?" He asked for clarification.

Cthulhu looks offended "Do I look like a jester /' He asks raising an eyebrow as he straightens his tie a bit.

Koyu let out a small chuckle and spoke calmly. "Maybe a little..." He said honestly.

He literally gasps , then runs off his face on fire.

Koyu takes a few steps back from Cthulhu, maybe he said the wrong thing?

Lu runs off to go hide in the designer overcoats area , does he really look that stupid ? He always though he looked smooth , apparently he just looks like Heath Ledger with a higher budget.

Koyu is unsure what to do in this situation, he might have hurt Cthulhu's feelings.

Lu sinks deeper into his new overcoat rack home, he'll just live here now, no one can make fun of him inside this coat rack, not even Koy.

Koyu walks closer cautiously, he then speaks. "Ummm... Can we go home now...? Your surprise isn't really working..." He said to him and had a small smile on his face as he tried reassuring Cthulhu.

Cthulhu has teleported into another coat rack and curls up in a fetal position, his fragile ego broken.

Koyu starts looking for Cthulhu, at the same time he speaks. "I didn't know you were so sensitive about this topic... If you really want, I will put a monkey suit on myself..." He said as he continued searching for him.

Lu dies alone in his coat rack, his heart broken by Koy's ruthless words.

meanwhile in the real world, Lu slowly pops his head out from his coat rack "Fine"

Koyu steps closer to Cthulhu now that he revealed his hiding place, Koyu then waited for his judgement.

Lu exits his coat rack fully, oh gawd he's being a giant baby "It's fine, if you don't want to go we can just hang out at the house and watch the fireworks " He replies nodding, he should've known this would happen.

Koyu nods and answers. "We can do what you want, I'm sure you used a lot of time planning whatever this is..." He said and was ready to be outfitted.

Lu shakes his head " It's fine , I got another idea " He replies smiling .