The Chaotic Weapon

"Hey... you guy...." Matthew said not remembering Lu's name as he easily sliced through demons, he was  a  whirlwind of blades

"Eh ? Name's Cthulhu, friends call me Lu" He replies as he continues firing shots from the bizarre demonic arm cannon.

"How about lulu?"Matthew asked as he disemboweled a demon

"Uggh what are you my girlfriend are something?" He replies chuckling at the rather pet name like title .

Acheron sighted as he was strangling a demon to death, this conversation between them was stupid.

"You're stupid!" Lu yells at Achy as though he can hear his thoughts .

Acheron dropped the now dead demon on the ground and spoke. "First of all, I want to know what that guy is doing here. You aren't after the power of that weapon too now are you...?" He questioned Cthulhu.

"Oh gawd no , things far to dangerous for a sicko like me to get my hands on, I'mma blow it up" He replies cheerily as he begins stalking a demon that is crawling away on it's blown of legs.

Acheron rises up from the shadows and speaks more. "Well now... Dunno if I trust you, but did you really think it will break by blowing it up? We are talking about a magical weapons forged in the fires of Hell, no way you can of all people can destroy it..." Acheron said to him, he felt slight distrust towards the half-devil.

"Are you so sure ? Do you even know who I am fickle Ronny-kins?" He replies mockingly as he stomps the crawling demons head in "I've forged quite a few weapons in those fires myself"

Acheron shook his head, he then spoke indifferently. "Oh really? Will never know how as you are a half-breed, but that is not important. If you are going to help us, just keep yourself in check and don't touch it." Acheron said to him, he was ready to continue.

" Sorry Achy I don't take orders from children " He retorts calmly as he looks back to the ruins "Now...where could that artifact be hidden?" He asks rubbing his chin .

Acheron got quite mad at Cthulhu for saying that. "I am not a child!!! I am much more older than I look!" Acheron exclaimed to him.

"I've ben in your mind before Achy , there's no need to lie" He replies bluntly "Matt , any ideas? I'm getting a very vague sense of direction but these ruins are huge'

Acheron did not like this guy, he was not lying about his age. True he did not look like a demon that was 5000 years old due to being bound in a vase for so long and not really maturing to that point since there was nothing to do, to talk to, to learn inside the vase.

"And may I ask, how the fuck did you get trapped in a vase mate?" He asks laughing out loud " You couldn't have been trapped in like a sword, or a book? Nope you got trapped in a garden variety piece of china ware"

Acheron hissed angrily, he then answered. "Maybe you should direct that question to the mages that bound me in that specific vase, oh wait... I think all of those mages are now dead due to old age!" Acheron said to him, not sounding pleased.

" A fucking vase mate, a fucking vase, I mean a child with a baseball could have broken you out of there and you were in there for what 4000 years or the like yeah?" He continues still grinning mockingly.

Acheron spoke more. "Oyh, I don't know what was going on in the outside world of that vase... My guess is that the mages probably put the vase somewhere safe... I actually got out from that thing when it was broken by some burglars in a museum as far as I recall... Look, I had no power over that situation so how about you shut it half-breed!?" Acheron said, he was a bit heated.

"Ooh pulling our the race card are we ? Well at least this half breed wasn't locked in a piece of pottery for 4000 years " He retorts his grin only growing wider .

"Yes but it is fun for me" He replies calmly as though speaking to an angry puppy.