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Post by Cthulhu on Sun May 07, 2017 5:51 pm


"Yeah ,yeah that sounds good " Waylon replies with a disturbed look.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by KiloSasha on Sun May 07, 2017 5:52 pm

"You can pick," He said, as he began to remove everything from the ceiling and return the house to order.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sun May 07, 2017 5:55 pm


"Would it be dumb to ask for Chinese?" He replies with a laugh.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:15 pm

"Only if you're expecting the takeout chinese," He said with a shrug.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:18 pm


"Shit" He replies "Pizza?" He suggests as he looks through the fridge "God how many pickled body parts do you have here?"

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Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:27 pm

"Only a few," He said, while still upside down. "I think," He added eyes shifting to the top right, brow taking on a quizzical expression as his mind went back to all he went up to while the bae was away.

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Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:34 pm


"Adri we may need to seek professional help for you" Waylon jokes as he leans an arm on Adrian's shoulder.

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Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:38 pm

"You can't blame me for getting bored," He replied with a nonchalant shrug as if all of this is as normal as taking a jog around the park.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:40 pm


"Yes but rotting body parts smell...they smell bad...and are gross , I mean I'm pretty gay but I don't wanna open the cupboard to a dick in a jar" He replies flatly.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:46 pm

"But they're pickled and refrigerated so it's fine," He replied, utterly at ease. "I was thinking of feeding them to our neighbours. Their kid stares at me funny."

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:49 pm


"Adri....you cannot feed a pickled penis to a child...that is where the line is drawn" Waylon replies and if only for a moment , is completely serious.

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Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:52 pm

"I don't have a pickled penis, don't be a tit, Waylon," Adrian said, also deadly serious. "I'd just make haggis out of their organs. Offer it to them as a peace offering for nearly accidentally drowning their child. And then they'll love us and buy us birthday presents."

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:57 pm


"The line is also there as well " He replies "Also there's no way you can convince that chinese family to eat haggis"

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Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:58 pm

"I'll make rice with it," He said.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:02 pm


"I'd say that's racist but you're Chinese" He replies with a laugh.

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Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:03 pm

"See, it's fine," he said.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:04 pm


"Well no not really but whatever " Adrian replies as he looks for some honey nut cheerios.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:08 pm

There wouldn't be any, it doesn't look like Adrian bought anything while he was alone.

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Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:11 pm


"Okay the shit at all?" Waylon questions with a raised brow.

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Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:12 pm

"Oh, it's okay, I stole everything I needed," He said.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:21 pm


"An you didn't need any honey nut cheerios?" He replies.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:23 pm

"You're the only person who eats that," He said.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:25 pm


Waylon glares a hole into him.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by KiloSasha on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:25 pm

Two holes = twice the fun.

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Re: The epic most badass jail break of the century

Post by Cthulhu on Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:36 pm


Waylon gives Adri the frown....and I mean the frown.

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