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Post by Cthulhu on Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:40 pm


Hmmm,this has to be perfect , she'll already be a bit mad at him for even doing this so if he messes up in the slightest he's pooped . Chris stands alone in his apartment staring at a rental Chippendale costume,yup....this is what he's doing with his day. He feels like be would have inevitably had to buy one of these anyway so he might as well now...but are the bunny ears and tail to much? Hmmmmnn....much to think on ,quickly he slips his phone out of his pocket and dials Matt's number "Hey ...Matt..it's Dev's birthday we have to do something for her"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:00 pm

(When is this?)
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:01 pm

(Before Matt is killed let's say)

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:05 pm

(Before the castle thing then?  Because he was only back for like half a day)
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:07 pm

(Oh right...hmmmn...actually let's just do it during the present)

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:20 pm

(Present or after Matt returns as a.kid?)
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:31 pm

(whatever is the present in the timeline)

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:49 pm

(I dunno... look do you want Matt or no.matt?)
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:30 pm

(matt)

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:49 am

"You think I don't know it's dev's birthday?" Matthews asked his. friend, he was in his own home not too far away he had bought with a bit of the massive amounts of cash he had made working for the pearl "I'm whipping up a cake now, but..." little Matthew was currently putting out the oven with a fire extinguisher "I'm having a bit of trouble, we may want to run to the store for one, and icing some tits on it, she'd appreciate that. " Matthew chuckled
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:59 am

"No I didn't think you knew , she never wanted to tell me when it was " Chris replies sounding the littlest bit hurt.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:12 am

"Oh I went around her, and asked her mom a year or so ago" Matthew explained to his friend then got back to the important thing "But anyway, cake with icing tits, that sounds like her right?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:18 am

"Unfortunately yes it does" He replies with a laugh "Oh god she's weird"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:23 am

"I'll get that handled" Matthew chuckled in agreement, she was weird as hell but they all were "I'll kill you if i get a matt fucks bugs cake by the way. Regardless what's our plan of attack here?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:35 am

" Alright ,Dev doesn't like  birthday parties so it has to be a complete surprise, , now first we have to find and by a really large gift box , than we wait for her to get home , then I hiding in the box will be put on the doorstep by some random guy I pay to do that, now by then I need you and Vi to be in the house already , now when she opens the door and I pop out of the box with the cake I need yo guys to scream happy birthday as loud as you can ....kewl?" He replies.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:45 am

"This plan seems hazardous to the tit cake" Matthew pointed out, the cake being delivered with Chris in a box seems like it might mess it up "How about i stage an emergency situation to lure her to a dark room where you jump out and with the cake?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:47 am

"I think she's be even more mad" He replies skeptically.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:56 am

"Fine let's just bar the doors and windows so she can't run for it" Matthew suggested
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:00 pm

"This sounds eerily like a kidnapping " Chris replies to the 8 yr old.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:39 pm

"Yeah but it's a friendship kidnapping" Matthew pointed out to chris
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:43 pm

"I don't think they recognize those in a court of law " He replies jokingly "Fine I'll go to home depot"He states and gets ready to take a quick shopping spree.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:45 pm

(skip to dev arriving from... wherever)
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Re: How old are you now?

Post by Cthulhu on Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:55 pm

(Kay)

Chris lies in wait behind a wall , waiting for Dev to come in, he's currently dressed in a short black skirt with a bunny tail and matching ears....because Chris forgot the meaning of shame years ago.

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Post by KiloSasha on Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:04 pm

Devi returned soon after, oblivious to their tricks.

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Post by Cthulhu on Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:08 pm

Chris tenses up and fixes his bow tie as he prepares to leap out on Dev with the boobie cake.

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