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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:15 pm


"Huh, you just climbed in a tree and fucked huh?....yeah that seems about right" Chris replies nodding.

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:21 pm

"So yeah, i don't know when she'll lay the eggs, but i imagine we'll go at it again after" Matthew added which would probably sound weird to chris as he didn't know exactly what she was
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:04 pm


Chris writes this off as demon pregnancy and nods "So....you didn't even try using a condom?" He asks .

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:09 pm

"No she's what's called a demon mother" Matthew explained to him "Which means that her upper half is a giant hot chick, down to about the parts, and bellow that is a giant centipede, also her purpose as a demon mother is tho be constantly be making more demons so..."
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Bella on Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:16 pm

Nakita sighed. "Can we get to this resurrection?!" she exclaimed loudly in annoyance.
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 2:07 am



"A centipede you say? I don't know whether to be grossed out or to be really really grossed out" He replies in a completely insensitive manner.

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:29 am

"I don't know whether to flip you off with one hand or both "I think i'll go with both" Matthew Retorted flipping him off with both hands
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:53 am



"Or perhaps and this is just a third option, throw up in my mouth a little " Chris continues ,a slight smirk on his face " I mean I'm sorry but.....she's a literal centipede person, and that's...that's just a bit nasty no judging"

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:56 am

"She has a centipede tail it isn't that weird" Matthew said as he looked around "So where's violet at?"
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:58 am

"You know the only thing I've gotten out of this? My best friend fucks bugs" He replies bursting out into laughter as he points to Vi's grave "Matt,veteran bug fucker, need to put that on a T-shirt or something, Matt get that copyrighted for me"


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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:01 am

"I'm not Fucking the bug half! Centipedes don't have those parts." Matthew protested as he formed a shovel to dig up the grave
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:04 am



"It's nothing to be ashamed of Matty boy, everyone's got a fetish, I didn't expect ours to be insects but you know I won't judge that's all you bro" He replies grinning in the most annoying fashion possible.

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:07 am

"I don't have a bug fetish" matthew said honestly as he dug up the grave "It wasn't even a factor"
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:10 am


"I just made the order, T-shirts are being made, one day you'll walk past Spencers in the mall with your eight-hundred kids and see a t-shirt that reads in big white bold script 'Matt fucks bugs' and you'll remember this day" He says in a matter of fact manner.

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:12 am

"I will hit you with this shovel and bury you in this grave" Matthew threatens
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:18 am


"No you won't Matt, if you were really mad you'd have hit me already , you think this is pretty funny but don't want to admit it because of your 'manly pride' or some shit" He replies dripping with absolute mild smugness "five,four,three,two,the order has been made, in a week or two the world will have the gift of a 'Mat fucks bugs' product line , we're talking hats,jackets, T-shirts, belt buckles, decorative mugs, and bumper stickers"

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:26 am

Matthew resumes digging, and said "Don't call my girlfriend a bug"
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:28 am


"I'll see what I can do" He replies grinning.

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:43 am

Matthew was clearly deadly serious about the don't call my girlfriend a bug part
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:46 am



"I'm sorry I just find it fun messing with you, I don't really mean any of this stuff , it's a bit therapeutic at this point " Chris explains chuckling as he leans against a nearby tree.

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:13 am

Matthew rolls his eyes as he drags Vi's body out of the gave "You know what though... you'll never find a girl with a better rack than mine" he said with a smirk
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:18 am


He shrugs "You aren't getting my point , I like making fun of you because generally your better at a lot of stuff than I am, like having friends, and romance, and fighting, and basketball, and football, and late 1990's classic video games, and writing heartfelt letters to Vi whenever she's sad , so It helps to see you have self esteem issues like the rest of us mortals sometimes " He explains as he helps lift Vi out.

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:21 am

"Don't forget how your powers kinda suck too"Matthew added as a joke as he set violet down in front of nakita
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Re: The New Violet

Post by Cthulhu on Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:23 am


"Yup that too "He replies chuckling "Not all of us can be bestowed with divine light from the heavens above so you know"

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Re: The New Violet

Post by The Lord Regent on Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:32 am

"From a greasy hobo in alley behind the kroger actually" Matthew chuckled at chris
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