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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 2:41 pm

James stopped and thought for a moment, then a devious grin slowly began to spread across his face "Are you familiar with translation possession? Where a spirit or demon can more easily posses someone even a warded person, through physical contact with their host?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 3:15 pm


"I'm familiar with stabbing things and that's about it." She snarked.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 3:43 pm

James rolled his eyes and explained to her his plan "We put one of the many demons she's swindled in the past in one of the kids, and use it to posses her, the demon gives us candy, and we give it our dear old mom."
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"....So you're asking me to condone you giving one of the seven year olds up as a host to a vindictive hellspawn?....Awesome do it."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 4:06 pm

James grinned like an idiot, and proceeded to bust out the summoning chalk immediately, heading for the garage.


Meanwhile In a far more modern lavish mansion constructed by tormented enslaved souls in the woods far outside of town, candy found himself suspended by chains over a tub of acid in a games/torture room; on a near by couch was James's mom holding a remote. She had James's father whom she had brought back as a sentient undead standing guard. She did enjoy admittedly enjoy his company, and his somewhat twisted mind despite having killed him while he was wounded on the ground some weeks ago; that was a means to assert power and not a means to be rid of him " I have an idea" she announced rather lazily and wickedly.
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 4:15 pm


"Your ideas always end the same way though." The tied up fey replied , ever defiant and talkative even when in peril. "You cast some spell on me , it hurts a lot , you laugh , then go watch Storage wars for three hours." He continued with a roll of his eyes {I can't keep this up for much longer , I know I can't , fuck everything hurts, everything....I can't even sleep , but they've got to be looking for me...just need to hold out as long as I can} He thought to himself , eyes firmly to the ground even as he spoke "I mean , I wouldn't have it said of me that I can't take a pounding but Christo this is getting repetitive don't you think puta?"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 4:27 pm

"I know, I know but this will be a little different." Scarlet said with a disarmingly charming smile "Trust me it'll be fun; So have you ever watched jeopardy?" She asked rather casually
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"Do I look like I'm in my mid forties to you? No I have better shit to do grandma" He replied with a snort.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 4:46 pm

"Oh well, that puts you at a bit of a disadvantage then, because I am going to ask the questions, and my husband will be your opponent. The loser will be dunked face first into the pool of acid... don't worry it won't kill you, but if you lose you can kiss that adorable face goodbye..." She explained with that cheerful smile.

"So tell me why you think you're the most qualified for the position?" James asked a heavily armored demon knight from behind a desk in the garage; the line of demonic applicants stretched out into the yard
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 4:51 pm


"I actually can't because...because my lips are on my face , I mean if I could kiss myself I would but ."

The demon replied by regaling him with the tale of how their mother had tricked him into slaughtering his own children so she could gain power from their souls.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 4:57 pm

James nodded thoughtfully and asked "Do you have any experience possessing powerful mages?"

"First question" She said only slightly annoyed "Who was the first WWE wrestling champion?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 5:14 pm

"Who is Buddy Rogers , though he held the precursor belt it is the one from which the current wwe world championship takes lineage." Candy replied near instantly , did she really not expect him to know about a sport that involved big sweaty dudes in tights? That would be like asking her questions about how to fit a log up ones vagina.

"I've done my fair share."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 5:26 pm

"Should have known you'd know that one" she murmured, and tried to think of something he wouldn't be at all interested in but her husband know "Which celibate monk rediscovered the first working demon summoning spells"

"Well you seem qualified, and if I know my mother we don't have long before she does something terrible. Now get in the six year old" James said motioning to his little brother chasing the dog around with a ritual knife
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"Okay wait! These are supposed to be in categories! We're supposed to choose these things! I I mean I barely know how jeopardy works but come on be fair!'" Candy protested only to take a zap from the now undead mage.

The demons form shifted into a red black fog and swiftly moved over to the child , climbing up his nostrils before he could even react. Then the child flopped over as though dead.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 6:09 pm

She ignored him and politely asked "Honey, do you have an answer for me?"

"Ok we got one!" James called to his sister after dismissing the other demons, he just shouted as he had no clue where she was
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"Well of course love , the answer would be Alhazraybin the Mad Arab." He replied with confidence , a slim smile on his pale undead features as yellow orange eyes looked over his wife with utter adoration. He couldn't help it he loved it when she did things like this.

Candy meanwhile was wheezing , head ringing with , body aching with crackling pain.

Vicky appeared from the back of the house quickly, the intensity of her glance almost allowing James to ignore the absolute state her hair was in and the fact that her shirt was clearly on backwards.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 6:28 pm

"Now he is right you should be able to choose the catagory..." Scarlet said with a mischievous glint in her eye, as she waved her wand and summoned up a board with topics on it, each of which were some of her husbands favorite things

"Having fun?" James asked with a smirk forming on his lips before adding "Did you round up the other kids?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 6:38 pm

"Oh you know me so well." He replied with a dry laugh as he looked over the board "Well how about it Tinker Boy? See anything promising on the board ? I'll give the first pick to you." Mason remarked , venomous eyes turning to the chained up fey . For a while there was no answer , and Mason worried for a second that he'd prematurely killed the weak little thing with the shock. Then suddenly a glob of bloodied spit landed square in his eye and Candy let out a hoarse chuckle "So the beta male can talk huh? How does it feel being your wifes personal undead pet?...Or is bitch more accurate?" He replied with that trademark shit eating grin.

A deep annoyed frown came across the wizards face as he dissipated the bloodied saliva with a snap , and in retaliation began to heat up the chains bound Candy's limbs "...The boy did well picking a friend with such....spirit , shame you're so weak that you can't back it up , regardless if you won't pick I'll go for.... thaumaturgic artifacts "

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 6:58 pm

Scarlet was actually conflicted; on the one hand she thoroughly enjoyed having her power over Mason acknowledged; on the other she saw the effect that had on one of the few people she cared at all about. The first part of her wanted to rub a bit of salt into the proverbial wound, and the other wanted to do something to make him feel better though she had no idea what. In the end she did nothing, but let Mason have his little revenge on Candy; She simply commented "The boy is not stupid, but he's nearly as soft as his sister." This was an odd statement to most who knew James and Vicky, James seemed like the more happy go lucky friendly of the two, while Vicky was rough around the edges, but looking deeper Vicky was blunt and earnest while James had a far more manipulative and deceitful nature "This weapon was rediscovered by crusaders at the siege of antioch"
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Candy's eyes looked up for a second and he grinned and suddenly both of them declared "The Lance of Longinus"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 7:12 pm

"We'll call that one a draw." She said and glanced at candy "Would you like to pick the next one or mouth off again?"
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"Ooh you pose a hard question there puta , but I guess I'll go for.....{shit I don't know any of this stuff dude} , uhhhhhh....uhhh... Fantastic beasts and where to find them ?"

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 10:15 pm

She begins to quiz them on trivia from what is her husband's favorite movie for some reason.
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 10:19 pm


Candy being only a mild harry potter fan got absolutely steamrolled.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 10:25 pm

"Well I'm afraid that's all the time we have..." Scaret said casting a spell to begin lowering candy face first toward the acid
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