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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 28, 2018 1:34 pm

Candy squinted a bit from the Texas sun , bronze skin glowing as he waded through a field of grain. The quiet whistling of the wind the only sound he could hear , there was something weirdly uniquely nice about coming out here , far from everyone else on the ranch. It helped him think on the rare occassion he tried to ,or just wanted to relax in the warm sun. But something felt different this time , a bit of a shiver ran down his arms as he scanned about a bit , it felt like something was watching him. Candy had watched far too many horror movies at three in the morning to ask if anything was there , so quietly he simply began to turn about and walk away.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 28, 2018 1:41 pm

When he turned around, the tranquil silence was broken; he heard the rustling of wheat, and saw something he could not quite make out dart across the corner of his vision. Perhaps it had merely been a field mouse or a rabbit, that would be the likely thought, but it had seemed just a bit bigger.
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 28, 2018 5:20 pm


"Ahahaha fuck no!" Candy replied and immediately ran the fuck off.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 28, 2018 9:26 pm

Directly into a WWE style clothesline out of nowhere "Huh... I see why she does that to people all the time; that is fun." The familiar voice of James's mom who was now standing over him looking elegant as ever in a fine black dress murmured.
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 7:32 am


Candy coughed audibly as he tried to sit up "Hello James' mom."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 9:39 am

"Hey james's friend, hope that didn't break anything vita, I'm afraid I need you at least mostly alive." She said putting a wand to the back of Candy's head and casting a spell which begins to bind him up in glowing orange ropes "So, what is your least favorite water based animal?" she asked seemingly at random
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 11:20 am


"What's your favorite size of dick to swallow?"He replied defiantly.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 4:49 pm

Cue an electric blast from her wand "I believe that's really more your department"
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 4:55 pm


He recoiled in pain as the shock ripped through him ,head ringing as he tried to sit up again "H-Ha....you're , you're implying I'm having sex." He replied with a pained grin .

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 4:58 pm

"We'll go with piranhas." She said smirking a bit "Those are a classic" With a wave of her wand, he would find himself, in a translucent pink magic bubble within a massive fish tank. Around him swim hundreds of hungry looking Piranhas
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 5:05 pm


Candy would have engaged in some witty banter , but he couldn't really breath and all so instead he seemed to simply close his eyes and stay there.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 5:20 pm

The bubble had enough air to last him a while. Meanwhile James's mom simply wrote down an address along with "Bring your siblings if you want the fairy alive." She put an enchantment  on the not so it would appear in august's room in  a weeks time, plenty of time to unwind with a little torture, and for august and james to become desperate about their missing friend
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 5:34 pm


A week later

"I'm going to kill her." These words flowed cold from porcelain lips as the speaker fingered the knife sitting at her hip. She'd thought of it before of course , it was par for the course in the house she was raised in and a common thought , one that had become so normal it was almost ignored. But now she was fairly sure she was actually going to do it ,she wasn't sure how yes ...but it was going to happen. Her fury swept cold like a hail of icicles on a bare field as she abruptly bursted into James room "She has him."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 7:23 pm

"Hmmmm?" James groaned, last night he had gotten the first sleep he had found in a week; having passed out in a pile of old news papers related to local kidnappings; he had spent the last week desperately searching for clues on his missing friends
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 7:56 pm


She repeated herself "She has him , she has him and I'm going to kill her."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 8:21 pm

"The librarian?" James asked groggily, as his investigation had lead him to the conclusion she was behind several kidnappings in the last years
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 10:25 pm

"Mom" She replied.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 10:44 pm

"Oh her" James says staggering back onto his feet and dusting off his edgy trench coat, he yawned and added "I think the librarian may also be eating people, how did you find out it was mom?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 10:45 pm


Sullen expression on her face she handed him the note.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 12:47 am

James nodded after a moment of reading and thought he voiced his opinion on the matter "I think we should let her have the kids, they're too far gone, and do you really think we're fit to take care of them?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 12:50 pm


"Well I'm going to murder her so is her dead body going to raise them?" She replied , her mind already made up. There were a lot of things she could endure but dragging someone from outside their family into their bullshit was her line.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 1:39 pm

"I could necromance her I guess" James offered completely missing the point as he tucked his wand into his coat pocket
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 1:45 pm


"No...she's going to die...forever."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 2:10 pm

"If you march in their looking for a fight Candie is going to get hurt; besides then what do we do with the kids?" James asked knowing better than to get in her way,but trying to talk her out of it
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 2:11 pm


"Candy's going to get hurt anyway , you know as well as I she doesn't intend to just take the little ones and leave." She replied grimly "What would you have me do?"

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