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Post by Cthulhu on Sun May 27, 2018 2:37 am


"As you're no doubt well aware by now , I am legally required by official Parliamentary edict to remind you not to partake in any of these particular screw ups." A dry tired woman's voice began , like the kind of voice you'd expect out of a pair of sneakers if they could talk or a fifteen year tenured bus driver , not what one would expect of a secret agent. Admittedly she looked the part a lot more ,what with the sleek black and grey dress suit , the black locks bound in a tight bun and the dark mysterious eyes. It was simply that those mysterious dark eyes only held the mystery of how long she'd be willing to deal with everyone else's eternal BS. The clock was ticking.


After a deep inhale she continued "The Alien is not to , reveal it is an alien , engage in 'time travel shenanigans' , blow up a town , blow up a slightly larger town , consume the life force of a human to gain power , eerily play Johnny Cash at four in the morning , set the U.S highway system aflame , tear down any museums or national monuments ." For a long time she continued like this , then eventually closed the letter folder and put it back in her 'purse' . "You got all that?" She questioned as she looked over to her alien partner.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun May 27, 2018 7:05 am

Zarden for this particular mission had taken as unassuming a form as he (in this case) was willing to take; that is to say a seven foot tall absolute hunk with ivory skin, dark hair, and stunning blue eyes. Grumbling to himself he began erasing a disturbing number of things from his vacation list, before stopping and looking up from it "Can I still assassinate the Ayatollah, if I use your primitive technology; also does the town thing include villages, hamlets, or cities?" he wondered as they drew ever closer to the town they were meant to be investigating.
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Post by Cthulhu on Sun May 27, 2018 9:10 pm


"Don't get me in trouble is the point of it all really." She replied flatly as she adjusted her sunglasses , she'd suited up as an FBI agent for this mission as it'd get her easy access to anything they may need with few questions.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Sun May 27, 2018 9:15 pm

Zarden crosses off at least a dozen more things from his list "So then what exactly is our mission?" He asked also suiting up as a stereotypical reporter
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 28, 2018 1:06 pm


"There's been hints of activity from the Blood of Cain cult in this area." She replied quietly as she looked over her pistol a bit.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 28, 2018 1:25 pm

"The who?" Zarden asked adjusting the wrist blade under his jacket
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Post by Cthulhu on Mon May 28, 2018 5:28 pm


"Cult ." She replied flatly "All you need to know is how to recognize them , each one wears a steel ring , usually on the index finger with a c on it."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Mon May 28, 2018 6:04 pm

"Just normal humans?" The alien pressed
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 1:35 pm


"We're hoping so , but the reason we're here is because they might be summoning things , and this little town will not survive that." She replied concern obvious.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 4:52 pm

"This little town as no people on streets or active cars on the road" Zarden noted narrowing his eyes and taking out his gaydar which resembled an EMF detector, was this another victim of the gay agenda, probably just cultists but he had to be sure. He checked his partner first though as he had forgot to make sure she was clean.
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 4:56 pm


A kick in the dick was the only thing he really got out of that , and without a word she promptly sauntered off towards a diner down the street.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 5:03 pm

"That was not necessary." Zarden said coughing and sputtering and hunching over for a moment before putting it away and following her. "I just had to be sure you were clean" he said in a slightly higher pitched voice
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 5:12 pm


"You're an idiot you know that?" She replied flatly as she swung the diner door open and made her way in like she belonged there.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 5:23 pm

Zarden walked in after her and glanced around the place "You've just been taken in by globalist liberal propaganda it's more dangerous than you realized"
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 5:28 pm


"You're a literal illegal alien Zarden." She replied in a quiet but thoroughly amused whisper.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 5:40 pm

"And I have seen many a planet fall, unity leads to weakness, weakness leads to failure." He warned glancing around,the place was completely empty, though there was no sign of a struggle and all the lights and equipment were still on, yet there was no one here, and his gaydar was picking up noting so he tucked it back into his coat
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Post by Cthulhu on Tue May 29, 2018 5:46 pm


"....I think we came too late." She replied , ignoring his diatribe as she glanced out onto the street...suddenly there was this thick violet fog about everything, hanging like a haze in the air.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Tue May 29, 2018 7:26 pm

"Should I call in some big guns?" the alien asked a hand hovering over an old school pager on his belt, she didn't know what he meant by "Big guns" but it certainly sounded effective... and noisey
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 12:56 pm


"Not yet Nick Fury." The normally taciturn agent replied as a finger tapped a small button on the side of her glasses . Blue light began to glow from the lenses as she scanned about for any signs of trouble , information popping up at near everything she looked at under the HUD but no evidence "You know these are way more effective in the Arkham games." She muttered as she tapped the glasses and the light faded.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 1:42 pm

"Wait a moment..." the alien said as he took out his Gaydar again turned up some settings and examined it "I'm picking up a faint trace nearby... not enough to have been behind this, but it may help us track someone down."
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 1:46 pm


"A-Are you kidding me?" She replied , completely exasperated as she pulled out her pistol and pushed open the door.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 2:07 pm

"The gaydar is no laughing matter" Zarden said pulling a laser pistol from his jacket "It's my own design"
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 2:10 pm


Her hand suddenly raised ,signalling for silence as she gestured towards a house across the street where something..inhuman could be seen moving behind the window.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Wed May 30, 2018 2:36 pm

Zarden took aim with his high tech pistol and glanced at her looking for permission to fire
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Post by Cthulhu on Wed May 30, 2018 3:23 pm


She shook her head "Might call out more of them , we get close and we see what it is first." SHe replied, blood running colder and colder the longer she looked at the shuffling thing.

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