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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 4:27 am


She was answered with a gout of fire , yet not at her , instead it consumed the bodies of every single corpse near her "Been waiting a very long time to hear that... gotta say...entirely disappointing ." She replied in deadpan , refusing to seem even a little weak in front of her. It was true her father had always been closer to her if still abusive , but her mother had always seen her as simply a weaker version of her. She did not want to kill her , it was true but at this point she had no choice.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 4:38 am

She was mildly surprise but was quick enough to shield the body of her father from the attack. She took a quick look around; if she had been able to raise them all she might have been able to handle their killers her husband's wretched mother, and her ungrateful son... but that did not seem to be the case; her eyes narrowed a bit "Clever girl..." she murmured and brandished her wand with the precision clearly inherited by James; at which pint an infernal gate opened right in their living room. out walked a teen foot tall beast of a demon; twisted red flesh, four arms the top two held maces, and the bottom two short swords, "Do take care of the house when I am gone; fore I will be returning"
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Re: Well that was easy

Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 4:43 am


A small smirk cracked the monster slaying wizards demeanor as she put out a hand and summoned a wraith-like longsword "No mother you won't....because you aren't going to be leaving." She replied , voice cold as a steel pole in February , with that she charged . Hitting a leg slide on the cracked hardwood and slicing for the demons ankle with her summoned blade.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 4:52 am

Matthew meanwhile drew his side arm and fired a quick round at the mother, who vanished just before it connected along with her father's body "Bad news on that front I'm afraid" as the demon blocked her blade with one of its own and swong a mace towards her head
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 4:53 am

She swiftly rolled away , springing up like a jack rabbit and hopping up onto the demon's back then swiftly sinking her blade into it's spine.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 4:59 am

The Creature roared and fell to its knees... at which point Matthew put a magic bullet through its head like the kill stealer he was
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 5:00 am


"You are an actual piece of shit."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 5:06 am

"Haha!" He laughed with a broad grin, he scratched the back of his head embarrassed as it occurred to him he had also trashed her living room
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 5:08 am

ANd then she punched him in the nose , very hard.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 5:15 am

Matthew staggered back holding said nose "Whoa, I thought you were tired of knocking me around today" he tried wiping though he was admittedly too turned on when she attacked to come up with a good one. "You were badass by the way" He said clearing his throat and straightening up trying to be professional, and not hit on her
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 5:28 am


"Right , my mom's escaped and who knows where the hell she could have gone , but more importantly I'm going to need to find a new place to stay." She declared sullenly as she looked around the utterly destroyed living room "I'm gonna call James , just don't break anything else."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 5:35 am

"I have a bunker you can crash in" Matthew said standing n the middle of the room and trying not to break anything.... somehow he fails at this, as he accidentally kicks a piece of wood which flies into the dining room and tips over the china cabinet with one leg missing smashing all of her parents good china... He looked extremely embarrassed

James is playing Overwatch on his Xbox while the many other children in the family try to smash their way out of the closset
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 5:36 am

"So dad's dead and mom ran off with his body , also all our cousins and uncles are dead too."

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 5:38 am

"Awesome, can I have one of their rooms?" James asked as they were all much larger and had their own bathrooms
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Re: Well that was easy

Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 5:43 am


"No you cannot have their rooms , I'm taking all of them." She replied in complete dead pan "Maybe help next time and you can share some of the loot." She joked with a small empty smirk.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 5:47 am

"Says the girl who got her boyfriend to take care of it for her." James murmured teasingly
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 5:50 am


"Oooh someone sounds jealouuuuus" She jeered back "Look just because I happened to find a strapping gorgeous beefcake of a man today doesn't mean you gotta be jealous cuz you can't find yourself a girl." She replied with a grin as she ruffled his hair a bit.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 5:54 am

James looked away and grumbled a bit at that before asking "What am I supposed to do with the little gremlins in my closet?"
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 5:57 am


"Don't let them eat after midnight , duh dude." She replied with a snort as she walked over and cast a basic sleeping spell on the children.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 11:24 am

"I think it's far too late for that..." James stated simply "They are evil and we just killed their parents; I say we send them to an orphanage in in some shitty state like maryland, and let them go the Damien Thorn  on someone else."
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 11:43 am


"I just killed our dad" She corrected flatly "Besides they're still...relatively impressionable , plus Ethan's kinda cute when he's not trying to summon imps." She replied.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 11:47 am

"That kid literally summons imps in his sleep"James asid just shaking his head a bit but letting her do as she wished
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 11:52 am


"Look I'm calling the shots here , here's the plan , we can't stay here anymore that much is clear , Matt turned into a humpback whale. The cops definitely noticed that and this town is a bit too big for them not to respond....and I kinda killed most of our extended family , so we're gonna leave the kids here for the cops to get , plant some evidence to make it seem Dad and Mom flipped out and killed our cousins and Uncle Felix , and repair the whale shaped hole in the house so they don't ask too many questions." She concluded quickly , tone indicating there would be little room for debate.

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Post by The Lord Regent on Fri May 04, 2018 12:01 pm

"Got it" James said reluctantly and began packing a suitcase with

When Vicky got down stairs again, Matthew had already repaired the hole via a brief ritual spell, and was changing out of the shirt torn by knife wounds, into a tight fitting white shirt that hugged his body showing off his perfectly sculpted, abs, pecs, and biceps; he wasn't quite enough of an outside the box thinker to make things look like a homicide, and was trying to figure out how to keep this whole thing hidden from the police
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Post by Cthulhu on Fri May 04, 2018 12:19 pm


She attempted her best to ignore all of the beefy man mountain standing before her , but her best just was not enough and she couldn't help but ogle a little bit though she tried not to be too obvious. "Soooooooo" She began with a smirk and just a hint of a blush "Thanks for....helping me murder the majority of my family and all.....'ppreciate that" The words came out awkward and she immediately regretted starting off like tha.

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