The Pant's Bitch!

Candy grins like a madman "You have to come Jimmy! You promised!" He states as he rests his bat on his shoulder, pure evil in his eyes .

"But.... why would you do this to me..." James asked dismayed "Wasn't last year enough!"

"I supported you during your shitty plays " He replies with a grin as he swings the bat a bit. "Besides D isn't coming so I need someone to appreciate how absolutely sexy I look in this uniform" He explains with a laugh .

"It's not sexy enough, baseball is booooooooooooooring!" James whined "and I'd need to take out a scond mortgage on the house to buy a damn hot dog here" he joked

"I don't give a dayum! You are coming with me , and I'm gonna play baseball and you're gonna hate it !" He replies as he begins dragging James out of the house.

"Fine but you're buing me a soda when we get ther" James relented

"I'll buy you a fucking cake if you just come pendejo!" He replies .

And like that he was completely in

"Yaaaay! Now get in the fucking car!" Candy growls as he kicks him into the coupe .

James rolled his eyesgetting in the car "Why couldn't you do a fighting sport like my sister? those are like cool"

Candy groans as he hops in the car "James I'm a beautiful hummingbird , not a fucking Harpy Eagle like your sister" He retorts as he keys the ignition.

James snickered

"...Is she in the car too?" He asks , completely serious.

A grin spreads across james's face, that is a yes

"Fuck" He replies , eyes full of just the purest terror as a hand slowly reaches up from the back of the car and grabs his shoulder "HI"

James errupts in laughter

"Why would you do that?!" Candy asks mid faux sob as he lies curled up in the drivers seat, shaking like a dog brought in from the rain "You guys are the worst!"

"We know" James offers his sis a fist bumb

She does not take the offer , to busy laughing maniacally.

The fist is no longer a fist when  james raises the longest finger

"I'm less of a Lannister more of a Baratheon really" She replies with a shake of her head, prompting Candy to burst out laughing.

James whistled innocently and waited for her to realize she was now in a car that wa headed for a baseball game

"I'm gonna fucking die"

James cackled evily

"You will both die together , knowing you did it for your best friend Candy" He states with a grin as he parks outside of the sandlot "And I expect to see you putas watching! Someone must witness the sexy!"